You may not be a member of the army, but now YOUR member can slide into the new Member Army Brief! The phallic camo pattern is perfect to blend into an environment with a lot of dicks. And with the help of a built-in Almost Naked pouch, you’ll feel like you’re not wearing anything at all! We’ve virtually eliminated sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating, and chafing. Your package will fall naturally into the anatomically correct pouch to create a truly enjoyable and unique wearing experience!

• Almost Naked Anatomically Correct Pouch
• Slimming Waistband
• Feels Like You're Not Wearing Anything At All
• 90% Polyamide, 10% Spandex